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how the heart bends, and summer she sends a sky that refuses to die

with weeds of the sea that wrap round our knees and a sun too hot to go down

you come around.

better run, run, run to me

(Source: Spotify)

Sunday, August 22, 2010:

Number of times I’ve woken up after

oversleeping and sprung out of bed like a ninja: 959

Number of broken bones: 3

Number of scars, physical: 4; emotional: 947

Number of funerals attended: 7

Number of friends, Facebook: 744, real: 9

Number of cavities filled: 0

Percentage of people I can stand in the world: 3.5

Number of times I’ve laughed so hard my sides would bruise: 2,972

Number of times I’ve wanted to bawl my eyes out: 320

Number of things I regret: 11

Number of things I know: 918,394

Monday, August 23, 2010:

Number of times I’ve woken up after oversleeping and sprung out

of bed like a ninja: 960

Number of broken bones: 3

Number of scars, physical: 4; emotional: 1,293

Number of funerals attended: 7

Number of friends, Facebook: 800, real: 7

Number of cavities filled: 0

Percentage of people I can stand in the world: 3.4

Number of times I’ve laughed so hard my sides would bruise: 2,973

Number of times I’ve wanted to bawl my eyes out: 321

Number of things I regret: 13

Number of things I know: 918,390

Living in Numbers 
by Claire Lee 
 
I don’t drink…only kombucha…and red wine.
– Tiny Furniture
how i feel while interacting with other account people

how i feel while interacting with other account people

He’s really beautiful. When he’s standing in the trees like that and thinks nobody sees him. He’s like a stag. Which sounds silly but he is. The way the light shines on him. The way it bounces off his hair like spray from the sprinkler. And he doesn’t know it right then. Because he’s looking somewhere else. Maybe up at a bird. I was standing a few feet away and turned back because I heard him whistling when he thought I wasn’t listening. He wasn’t thinking of me. He was looking at a bird who was sitting in the tree and looking back at him. If his shirt was off he’d have been dappled golden in the sun coming through the leaves. He didn’t notice me watching him without his shirt on. He was standing in the forest and the sun was coming through the trees and covering him so he glowed. I knew he’d be warm if I walked up and touched him. And probably not mad. He’s like something in a movie or like a book we’d read in summer by the pool. He didn’t see me looking because he was so peaceful staring at the bird.
– Rocket Fantastic [excerpt]
by Gabrielle Calvocoressi
There’s nothing like things going badly when you leave.
– Mad Men
Now I understand. You want to feel shitty, right up until the point I take your dress off.
– Don Draper (via however-much-i-booze)

Mad Men is pretty wonderful so far.

how the heart bends, and summer she sends a sky that refuses to die

with weeds of the sea that wrap round our knees and a sun too hot to go down

you come around.

better run, run, run to me

(Source: Spotify)

Which dancing Ken is the best Ken?

titaniatullycicero:

A)

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B)

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C)

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There are no wrong answers.

Sunday, August 22, 2010:

Number of times I’ve woken up after

oversleeping and sprung out of bed like a ninja: 959

Number of broken bones: 3

Number of scars, physical: 4; emotional: 947

Number of funerals attended: 7

Number of friends, Facebook: 744, real: 9

Number of cavities filled: 0

Percentage of people I can stand in the world: 3.5

Number of times I’ve laughed so hard my sides would bruise: 2,972

Number of times I’ve wanted to bawl my eyes out: 320

Number of things I regret: 11

Number of things I know: 918,394

Monday, August 23, 2010:

Number of times I’ve woken up after oversleeping and sprung out

of bed like a ninja: 960

Number of broken bones: 3

Number of scars, physical: 4; emotional: 1,293

Number of funerals attended: 7

Number of friends, Facebook: 800, real: 7

Number of cavities filled: 0

Percentage of people I can stand in the world: 3.4

Number of times I’ve laughed so hard my sides would bruise: 2,973

Number of times I’ve wanted to bawl my eyes out: 321

Number of things I regret: 13

Number of things I know: 918,390

Living in Numbers 
by Claire Lee 
 
I don’t drink…only kombucha…and red wine.
– Tiny Furniture
how i feel while interacting with other account people

how i feel while interacting with other account people

He’s really beautiful. When he’s standing in the trees like that and thinks nobody sees him. He’s like a stag. Which sounds silly but he is. The way the light shines on him. The way it bounces off his hair like spray from the sprinkler. And he doesn’t know it right then. Because he’s looking somewhere else. Maybe up at a bird. I was standing a few feet away and turned back because I heard him whistling when he thought I wasn’t listening. He wasn’t thinking of me. He was looking at a bird who was sitting in the tree and looking back at him. If his shirt was off he’d have been dappled golden in the sun coming through the leaves. He didn’t notice me watching him without his shirt on. He was standing in the forest and the sun was coming through the trees and covering him so he glowed. I knew he’d be warm if I walked up and touched him. And probably not mad. He’s like something in a movie or like a book we’d read in summer by the pool. He didn’t see me looking because he was so peaceful staring at the bird.
– Rocket Fantastic [excerpt]
by Gabrielle Calvocoressi
There’s nothing like things going badly when you leave.
– Mad Men
Now I understand. You want to feel shitty, right up until the point I take your dress off.
– Don Draper (via however-much-i-booze)

Mad Men is pretty wonderful so far.

Which dancing Ken is the best Ken?
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Sunday, August 22, 2010:

Number of times I’ve woken up after

oversleeping and sprung out of bed like a ninja: 959

Number of broken bones: 3

Number of scars, physical: 4; emotional: 947

Number of funerals attended: 7

Number of friends, Facebook: 744, real: 9

Number of cavities filled: 0

Percentage of people I can stand in the world: 3.5

Number of times I’ve laughed so hard my sides would bruise: 2,972

Number of times I’ve wanted to bawl my eyes out: 320

Number of things I regret: 11

Number of things I know: 918,394

Monday, August 23, 2010:

Number of times I’ve woken up after oversleeping and sprung out

of bed like a ninja: 960

Number of broken bones: 3

Number of scars, physical: 4; emotional: 1,293

Number of funerals attended: 7

Number of friends, Facebook: 800, real: 7

Number of cavities filled: 0

Percentage of people I can stand in the world: 3.4

Number of times I’ve laughed so hard my sides would bruise: 2,973

Number of times I’ve wanted to bawl my eyes out: 321

Number of things I regret: 13

Number of things I know: 918,390

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"I don’t drink…only kombucha…and red wine."
"He’s really beautiful. When he’s standing in the trees like that and thinks nobody sees him. He’s like a stag. Which sounds silly but he is. The way the light shines on him. The way it bounces off his hair like spray from the sprinkler. And he doesn’t know it right then. Because he’s looking somewhere else. Maybe up at a bird. I was standing a few feet away and turned back because I heard him whistling when he thought I wasn’t listening. He wasn’t thinking of me. He was looking at a bird who was sitting in the tree and looking back at him. If his shirt was off he’d have been dappled golden in the sun coming through the leaves. He didn’t notice me watching him without his shirt on. He was standing in the forest and the sun was coming through the trees and covering him so he glowed. I knew he’d be warm if I walked up and touched him. And probably not mad. He’s like something in a movie or like a book we’d read in summer by the pool. He didn’t see me looking because he was so peaceful staring at the bird."
"There’s nothing like things going badly when you leave."
"Now I understand. You want to feel shitty, right up until the point I take your dress off."

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